another weird cell phone conversation overheard in New York

On Madison Avenue, I waited at a stoplight with a guy wearing a baseball cap and speaking with a very thick New York accent.

“No, I’m not interested. She’s sweet, and she’s pretty. But her profession’s a bit shady, and she’s too little. I have enough of my own problems. I don’t need yours.”

It would be fun to know the back story to this one, but it’s far from THE BEST cell phone conversation I’ve overheard in New York.