second shortest France trip ever

Was supposed to be just passing through Paris this morning, but missed the connecting flight. It sounded great to spend the afternoon in Paris, but all the left luggage facilities in both train stations I tried are full, and I can’t reach any of my friends.

But I did just have a nice chunk of watermelon, and now found a café where I can pirate some wifi from the McDonald’s across the street. Is there a less guilt-inducing crime in the world than using McDonald’s wifi without buying anything?