today’s even more ridiculous Afghanistan spam

Screw Sgt. Steve Wood. I’m shifting my business allegiance to General Joel Mills:

“Greetings. I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of Post-mail.I am Gen Joel Mills an Afghanistan soldier attached with the US Marine NATO/ISAF, 1st Battalion 5th Regiment, Field Artillery Special Operation Troops in Kabul district, Afghanistan.I am privately seeking individual investment partnership with a reliable individual.As my investment plan,i have in my possession sum of $15 Million to invest which i made from logistics and crude oil deals here in the middle east.I am ready to facilitate and fund any project capable of generating AROI – Anual Return on Investment and due to tragic incidents reoccurring here everyday i fear something might happen to me.This is the reason i have the courage to contact you so that we can establish a joint investment partnership on trust incase if anything happens to me,you shall take up my only daugther whom i shall make my next of kin in my agreement with you.

I look forward to your positive reply.
Respectfully,
Gen JM”

Best part: “and due to tragic incidents reoccurring here everyday i fear something might happen to me.”

Now don’t get too paranoid, General Mills. I’m sure it’s perfectly safe in Afghanistan.

Also this: “you shall take up my only daugther whom i shall make my next of kin in my agreement with you.”

Trying to lure the lonely hearts demographic along with the sleazy quick-dollar one.