plausibility consultants still needed

If the Chinese would simply hire a few unemployed university graduates who are native speakers of English, they could avoid cultural/linguistic spam farces such as these:

“Dear Sir or Madam:
Good luck for every day! I’m so glad to hear that you need some chemical products. I confirm to give you a most reasonable quotation and I wish there would be a response from you as soon as possible.

Yours,
Sincerely.

Ella”

And this:

“Dear Sir,

This is Emily from Qingdao Aokai Chemical Co. ltd. we are specializing in producing chemical products. We glad to know that you need Perchloroethylene.”