‘Mass Brawl’ Erupts On Barbados-Bound Virgin Atlantic Flight

“Brandford said that one woman yelled at another, ‘You swore in front of my child,’ repeatedly, her voice escalating in volume each time. The woman then reportedly yelled, ‘And it’s my birthday.’…

Following the fight, all passengers were ordered to stay in their seats for the rest of the flight, with bathroom breaks allowed only after two hours.”

I can’t decide which of those two paragraphs is more hilarious.