laugh of the day

At least it’s more positive in tone than the usual sort of stalker communications I get (occasional hate mail, that is):

“I’m in LOVE with Graham Harman and wake-up every night wishing he was looking at me!? I can’t stop thinking about him! I LOVE HIM!!! I want him to be mine. I read the books over and over just knowing that whenever he spoke to Meillassoux, he was really speaking to me. I have a poster of him right above my bed so i can look at him when I go to bed and wake up. I even wake up in the middle of the night just to see if he’s standing by my bed watching me sleep. Last night, I even packed my suitcase so that I can be ready when he comes to get me. I can barely eat or do my schoolwork and I don’t want to go out with my friends because I might miss him! My mom doesn’t understand, she thinks I am anorexic or up to teenage stuff or something but she doesn’t know. I can’t tell her. I just need Harman! HELP!”

I want one of those posters too.