for my next gimmick…

Actually, let me open this up to the audience. Feel free to send in your favorite objection to OOO, whether you believe it or not. If I judge it to be one of the 16 most common, best, or even entertainingly worst objections to OOO, then it will be included in Treatise on Objects, and you may find a caricatured or distorted version of yourself in the book, presenting it under conditions quite harrowing to the narrator, who will do his best to answer them.

The reason for the number 16 will be revealed in the book itself.

6 slots are already filled. I’m inviting Ian, Levi, and Tim to kick in some more. But there will still be a half-dozen or so slots open to public contributors.

The correct email address is gharman@aucegypt.edu

Please write “Objection to OOO” in the subject heading.