The Onion on the Mexican immigration debate

This editorial pretty much nails it:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/stop-making-delicious-food-i-cant-stop-eating-and,17951/

“And good riddance to them all! Except for Pedro at work, of course. And the Velázquez family, who’ve invited me to their family barbecue three years running. Talk about some grilling going down! I guess I’d miss Maria from the coffee shop; she must have the sweetest smile I’ve ever seen. Oh, and Danny, who sometimes plays golf with us. Can’t forget the Guzmáns. They’re more friends of my wife, but Manuel is full of hilarious stories, plus they turned me onto pollo en pipián. Who would have thought that a sauce made from pumpkin seeds could be so sublime? Yeah, and Dr. Gilberto, my dentist. I’ll miss him too. He’s a good guy.

But the rest of you, the ones I don’t know personally, I won’t miss you at all.”