Sergeant Rudlaff speaks

They’re starting to get a bit more colorful (nuclear weapons were discovered this time).

They also no longer bother explaining who told them that you are so special that you’ve been chosen to receive millions of dollars. No more of that “you have been recommended to me by a trustworthy source” stuff.

I also wonder if the Nigerians realize that Eckhard Rudlaff isn’t the best choice of inconspicuous name for an army recruit from Mississippi.

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Attn;

I am SGT.Eckhard Rudlaff from the hospitality state (Mississippi), and of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.

On the 21st day of December 2008, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq . After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunition including some boxes among which two contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after two of my junior intelligent officers and I counted them. I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses here in Iraq .

I assure and promise to give you 15% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business.

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission.

Kind Regards,
SGT.Eckhard Rudlaff.